Stampede Unleashed: Green Monster Truck! XL-5 Power & 2.4GHz Control Ready to Roll!
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Stampede 4X4 LCG: Unleash the Monster! Blue Beast RTR with XL-5, TQ & Ready to Roll!
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Stampede Unleashed: Green Beast Truck Ready to Rumble! Electric Power, Epic Fun, All-Terrain Domination!
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Unleash the Beast! Red Stampede 2WD Monster Truck RTR: XL-5 Power, Ready to Rock with Battery and Charger!
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Stampede VXL 4X4 Blue Beast Unleashed: Dominate the Dirt! Extreme Speed and Thrills Await!
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Stampede VXL 4x4 Red Beast Unleashed. Ripping Fun Guaranteed. Get Yours Now.
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Rev Up Your Thrills Traxxas T-MAXX Nitro Blue Monster Truck
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