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Maxx Mayhem: Green & Blue Body! Unleash the Beast with Killer Decals. Get Yours Now!
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Traxxas Micro Servo Upgrade: Unleash Metal Muscle! Gear Up and Go!
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Nitro Rustler: Unleash the Beast! Gray and Red Speed Machine. Blast Off with TRX 2.5 Power!
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Rev Up Your Fun Traxxas Nitro Rustler Red Edition RC Truck
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Maxx Suspension Upgrade: Harden Up Your Ride with TRAXXAS Pin Kit!
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